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March Search Strings

It’s that time of the month! (Which means, basically, it’s the beginning of the month.) Join me as we open the tonysimon.org stat factory to see what sort of depraved, amoral souls have been sniffing around my corner of the internet over the past 31 days. But first, this news …

If you think I’m going to rejoice even a little bit that Old Rooster Neck DeLay claims he’s stepping down, then your thinking juice is all jacked up. There’s something not right about this. The optimist in me wants to think that he’s stepping down because he knows the whole corruption / Abramoff / laundering / puppy-stomping thing is about to blow up in his face like four meth labs. But it can’t be that simple. I refuse to believe that the Texas Taliban hasn’t figured out a way to make lemonade out of a flaming sack of salmonella diarrhea. DeLay stepping down is the first step in a much larger plan, but I can’t wrap my wee brain around all the possibilities, so I’m just going to pretend he’s still in charge because he probably is. Tony Simon, Gratuitous Dumbassitude News, Atlanta.

This was a pretty good month for search strings. The leader in overall quantity was one that has been knocking on the top spot for several months now. Without further ado, I present you how to make nunchucks. The next six in order of frequency:

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The appearance of my own name in that list is interesting. I won’t deny the fact that I google myself periodically, but I’m fairly certain I was not responsible for 15 hits in March alone. The increased pings from holz hausen are probably a result of this forum posting which resulted in 100 or so visits. Welcome, firewood dorks!

This month I’ve decided to include all nunchuck references in the list just to show what incredible source of nunchuck reference this site is, apparently. The other big show this month was people searching for variously-themed myspace layouts. I included a couple of the funny ones. This month’s list is long. Onward!

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nunchucks using
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  1. No doubt about it – this is your best month ever for search strings. I can’t even narrow it down to a handful of favorites.

  2. I’ve been making nunchaku for 35 years… I *KNOW* how. If someone wants to partake of this knowledge, just ask… ;-)

  3. “donkey humping a guy taking a shit”

    AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  4. I was informed by one of my friends who looked around the internet and found that you had a big problem with my hotlinking of your picture of the Arkansas flag. It was a post from late November. My bad, I took it down if you had not noticed.

  5. I do karate and I think you should have more infomation on the weapons and different styles
    eg. nunchucks, jo’s, tang-hand and jujitsu
    Hope you actually listen to what your viewers want and in future put it on.
    Overall this is a good site but like I said it could be better.

    -Karatechick

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