July 11, 2005

To The Hateful Bug That Stung My Left Boob, And Then My Bellybutton

Filed under: DAILY, HATE MAIL — Geester @ 5:39 pm

Why?

Why did you do that?

If you had just made some sort of fluttering to let me know that you were stuck underneath my t-shirt, I would have let you out. I would have cupped you in my palm and let you out of the front door.

Now you’re down the drain motherfucker.

2 Responses to “To The Hateful Bug That Stung My Left Boob, And Then My Bellybutton”

  1. kaycee Says:
    July 14th, 2005 at 5:49 pm

    given that I haven’t seen or talked to you in an eternity, i’m reading your blog to get an update on your happenings. sad. sorry about the boob, although its given me some ideas…perhaps this could be a safe alternative to breast implants.

  2. an-gee-la Says:
    July 16th, 2005 at 7:44 pm

    I love it. Poor buggar.