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DO NOT GO TO THE LOCAL FOR WINGS

I almost forgot …

DO NOT GO TO THE LOCAL.

DO NOT ORDER THE WINGS.

THEY DO NOT SMOKE THEM ALONGSIDE THE RIBS EACH MORNING, AND THEN FINISH THEM IN THE FRYER TO ORDER.

THE COOKING METHOD DOES NOT CREATE A WING FROM WHICH THE MEAT EFFORTLESSLY LEAPS INTO YOUR MOUTH LEAVING BEHIND NOTHING SAVE A CLEAN DRY BONE.

THEY DO NOT COME IN ORDERS OF 10 FOR $7.00.

YOU DO NOT GET TO CHOSE BETWEEN THREE DELICIOUS SAUCES (HOT, SUN-DRIED TOMATO, BBQ).

THESE WINGS ARE NOT DELICIOUS.

THEY ARE ON THE MENU.

  1. I DO NOT LOVE THESE WINGS AS IF THEY WERE MY ONLY CHILD. YOU SHOULD NOT CALL ME THE NEXT TIME YOU ARE GOING.

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