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Coffeecide

Starbucks coffee tastes like Kingsford soaked in hot pee. It is so over-roasted that it makes me pound my desk in rage. I can’t even deal. If you disagree, your tongue is already dead. How’s that working out for you?

I am going here today. Good thing I derive some sort of twisted enjoyment from miserable weather.

Antics are imminent, though. Brace yourselves.

  1. That’s the funniest, most accurate description of their crap coffee I’ve ever read.

  2. They are still imminent-ish. My camera came back from Portland / Seattle with 139 pictures on it. I just need to process them / blur out faces, etc.

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